Dear Abby Lyrics and Guitar Chords by John Prine

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long

My hair’s falling out and my rights are all wrong

My friends they all tell me, that i’ve no friends at all

Won’t you write me a letter, won’t you give me a call

SiIIIgned Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin’ for bad luck and knockin’ on wood

siiiiigned Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks

My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks

Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed

If it weren’t so expensive I’d wish I were dead

SiIIIgned Unhappy

Unhappy Unhappy you have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin’ for bad luck and knockin’ on wood

siiiiigned Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won’t believe this

But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss

My girlfriend tells me it’s all in my head

But my stomache tells me to write you instead

SiIIIgned Noisemaker.

Noisemaker Noisemaker you have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin’ for bad luck and knockin’ on wood

siiiiigned Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought

That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught

We were sittin’ in the back seat just shootin’ the breeze

With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees

SiIIIIgned Just Married

Just Married Just Married you have no complaint

You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t

So listen up buster listen up good

Stop wishin’ for bad luck and knockin’ on wood

siiiiigned Dear Abby